at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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