You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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