haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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