She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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