One girl and one boy is just not enough.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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