I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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