You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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