This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I will pee on everything he values.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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