OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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