On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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