Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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