he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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