i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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