anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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