yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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