Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I'm both gender and math confused
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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