How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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