Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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