i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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