i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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