you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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