i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Randomize
