Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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