I'm really into asian looking animals
Girls should come with a carfax report
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
