i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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