It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
