Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Me too!
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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