I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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