D3 body, D1 cock
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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