party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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