I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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