Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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