You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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