I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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