Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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