The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
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He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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