the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
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