Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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