Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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