Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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