is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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