whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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