what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The adults are the big ones right?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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