just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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