I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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