I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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