I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
