i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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