Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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