bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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