I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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