Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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