Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
operation have a gay friend backfired
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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