sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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