i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
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no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
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